This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
