dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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