As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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