Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
