dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
