if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
