Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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