I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Randomize