I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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