absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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