Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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