we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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