If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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