It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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