Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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