I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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