All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
