I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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