i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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