like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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