Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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