i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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