So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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