You made me cry and you don't even care
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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