If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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