i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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