Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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