is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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