So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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