Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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