Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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