Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
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if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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