life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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