it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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