My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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