At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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