great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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