I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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