Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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