This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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