will power is for people who don't want to get laid
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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