We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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