yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
