Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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