Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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