It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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