summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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