it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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