yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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