you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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