Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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