i don't like sucking hair
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
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