Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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