i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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